While until now we used to have to do and how to manage both categories, the weekend passed with Biscottino Ischia pointed out to me that the chance 'to go to places and common areas has created a strange mixture. Two other types of face categories in the schedule of the bars and resorts. Two categories that, arising from a mixture of genes, are much more 'heavy, difficult to manage and avoid. Two categories on the one hand I greatly fear, pity and I look at the other with an eye to posting. These categories are: the peasant and the peasant chiattillo chiattillo. A) Chiattillo Cafone:
Dicas chiattillo person born of humble peasant origins (and up to here 'would be all right, indeed), low culture (if not absent from any kind of culture) and enriched using fast shady deals or market uncertainty (... Ricucci docet) . Usually recognize the peasants chiattilli male and female persons from being extremely arrogant and distasteful. Chiattillo the male peasant is always accompanied by female rebuilt. Key points for the recognition of the female peasant chiattilla are: skin stretched even in his fifties, disproportionate breasts round and that seem to circumvent the force of gravity ', or lips looking unhealthy type of insect sting extended. Usually you hear them refer to their offspring with names that in their opinion should be sophisticated, but the result is' different (type Nausicaaaa, Jessicaaaa). And while their progeny it combines all sorts of annoying the poor swimmers neighboring them, totally oblivious of what goes around, talk about important social issues like: the trendy restaurant of the reservation or in that period and 'better to go Porto Rotondo.
B) Cafone Chiattillo:
true man of peasant chiattillo overexposed programs Maria de Filippi, whose main belief 'that no matter who you are or you do in life, just that type of dress you have, if you've ever Constantine met or you took a picture together with a tissue. They are usually of low anchessi and have as their main cultural OBJECTIVE life to enter the house of Big Brother or appear in a show telelevisivo. They do menial jobs and spend all their money in personal care. The male can 't recognize the summer from the tight and the plush FIAT (or any brand of clothing owned' or players' showbiz people). The woman is wearing strictly heels or boots even if they are 10 in the morning on the beach, and 'always strictly ipertruccata ... trans type parade. When you are in a row or in public places you can recognize them just by listening. The language used and the number of swear words betray the category membership in no time at all.
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